Barber Barber

This is a jazzy acapella remix of a nursery rhyme.

Lyrics
Snip snip snip snip...

Barber Barber shave a pig.

How many hairs to make a wig?

4 and 20 is enough to give the barber a pinch of snuff.

Shave the pig!

Barber, you think you're doing fine but ya better think twice before you touch the swine.

If you were the pig and the pig were you, she might just make barber stew!