The Carsick Child

This is the first and only "My Bonnie" parody of its kind in Nick Mag history, released in 1993, again in 1994 and once again in 2018.

Lyrics
VERSE ONE: I feel like I'm going to throw up! I'm going to heave on my feet!

Will somebody open a window before I throw up on the seat? Oh...

Nauseous, nauseous! I think that I'm going to puke, to puke!

Nauseous, nauseous! I think that I'm going top puke!

VERSE 2: I'm warning you all to get ready-my gut's in a terrible state.

You better look out and take cover. I'm going to regurgitate!

Going, going, I'm going to regurgitate, gitate...going, going, I'm going to regurgitate!

VERSE 3: I cut across 3 lanes of traffic because we must get to the side. I'll get out and run to the restroom. The porcelain bus I will ride!

Ride ti! Ride it! The porcelain bus I will ride, will ride! Ride it! Ride it! The porcelain bus I will ride!