I'm a Handy Dandy Parent

This is a parody of "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" found on Musical Miniatures 2. It was originally from June and July 2002.

Lyrics (written by Annie D Bernstein)
I'm a handy dandy parent, the kind who lets you stay up late!

I buy you presents! I can help with chores! I think your report card's great!

I'll help you with your homework! When I'm furious, I don't scream!

A sandwich every day for breakfast! You can ride a pony!

I am the parent of your dreams!