A Funky Teapot

This is an Animaniac-approved and cool hip-hop remix of I'm a Little Teapot by Clarence Kelley and George Sanders.

Lyrics
I'm a funky teapot short and stout.

Here is my handle, here is my spout.

When I get all steamed up, then I shout:

"Just tip me over and pour me out!"

Have a cup of earl gray. Have a chamomile. have an orange pekoe and sit for a while.

Add a slice of lemon, orange rind...spoon of sugar, drop of honey will do fine.

Drink it early in the morning. Sip it late at night...out in the open or out of sight.

In a big, brown mug or a little, pink cup...when ya reach the bottom I'll fill it up 'cause...

I'm a funky teapot short and stout.

Here is my handle, here is my spout.

When I get all steamed up, then I shout:

"Just tip me over and pour me out!"

Earl grey? Chamomile? Orange pekoe? What's your style?

You need me when you want a cup of tea.